Theismann's Restaurant
1800A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA
Theismann's
~Wings
~Starters
Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip
Lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips$16.00
Chicken Fried Pickles
Served with blackened ranch. Vegetarian$8.00
Crispy Buffalo Pork Belly Bites
Buffalo sauce, blue cheese, shaved celery and carrots$12.00
Crispy Calamari
Light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara sauce, blackened ranch$14.00
Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread
Mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara sauce. Vegetarian$13.00
Hot Beer Cheese
Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian$12.00
House Made Onion Rings
Panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch. Vegetarian$9.00
Joe's All-American Smashed Sliders
Smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, russian dressing, brioche roll$10.00
Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sliders
Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, shredded lettuce, brioche rolls$9.00
Spicy P.E.I. Mussels
Tomatoes, garlic, crushed chiles, white wine, herbs, garlic toast$14.00
~Salads & Soups
Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side$18.00
Caesar Salad
Chopped romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan cheese. Dressing served on the side.$13.00
Garden Salad
Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian$12.00
Greek Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free$13.00
Greens & Feta Salad
Dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free$13.00Caesar Side Salad
Romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano cheese. Dressing served on the side.$8.00Garden Side Salad
Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian$7.00Small Greek Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free$8.00Greens & Feta Side Salad
Dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free$8.00
New England Clam Chowder
Fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs$9.00
French Onion Soup
Braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast$12.00
~Sandwiches & Burgers
BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger
House-ground prime beef, bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries$19.00
Chicago Beef Sandwich
Shaved house made chicago beef, giardiniera, sharp provolone, hoagie roll, served with skin-on fries$18.00
Classic Club Sandwich
House roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, marinated tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread, served with skin-on fries$19.00
Corned Beef Reuben Sandwich
House made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries$19.00
Joe's All-American Burger
House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium$18.00
JTR Cubano
Braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread$18.00
Lump Crab Cake Sandwich
Lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, brioche roll, served with skin-on fries$24.00
Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich
Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, nashville spiced honey, shredded lettuce, brioche roll, served with skin-on fries$17.00
~Bar Pizza
Buffalo Chicken Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe's buffalo sauce, blue cheese drizzle$10.50
Chicago Beef Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, shaved house made chicago beef, giardiniera, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce$11.50
Joe's All-American Cheeseburger Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, ground beef, pickles, shredded lettuce, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce, russian dressing$9.50
Mediterranean Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, feta, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce. Vegetarian$9.50
Pepperoni Bar Pizza
Cup & char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.$9.50
Roasted Mushroom Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted mushrooms, cheddar, mozzarella, black truffle-buttermilk dressing, herbs. Vegetarian$10.50
Sausage & Hot Peppers Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, house made sweet sausage, hot cherry peppers, roasted red peppers, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce$10.50
Three Cheese Bar Pizza
Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce. Vegetarian$8.50
~Entrees
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon
Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, aparagus, red wine shallot demi-glace$39.00
60 Day Aged Prime NY Strip
12 oz steak, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter. Gluten Free$44.00
Baby Back Ribs-full rack
Spice rubbed, slow cooked, old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries$34.00
Baby Back Ribs-half rack
Spice rubbed, slow cooked, old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries$23.00
Beer Battered Fish & Chips
Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce$22.00
Blackened Salmon
grilled asparagus, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs$28.00
Chicken Louisiana
Old Time Favorite! Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. Gluten Free$25.00
Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken
Pan-seared chicken breast, house made spirale pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream$21.00
Lump Crab Cakes
skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce$36.00
Pastrami Style Beef Short Rib
House smoked short rib, braised sweet & sour cabbage, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, double mustard sauce$29.00
~Desserts
Chocolate Mousse Cake
chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream$8.00
Hot Fudge Sundae
Vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies. Vegetarian$8.00
Peanut Butter Cheesecake
oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups$8.00
Warm Apple Crisp
Granny smith apples, pecan crumble topping, vanilla ice cream. Vegetarian$8.00
Theismann's Large Orders Menu
Large Group Orders
Hot Beer Cheese Platter
Golden lager, soft pretzels, serves 6-8$32.00
24 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Grilled
2 sauces and 3 dips$39.00
24 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Fried Naked
2 sauces and 3 dips$39.00
24 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Breaded
2 sauces and 3 dips$39.00
36 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Grilled
Four sauces and three dips$55.0036 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Fried Naked
Four sauces and three dips$55.00
36 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Breaded
Four sauces and three dips$55.00
48 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Grilled
Six sauces & four dips$72.0048 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Fried Naked
Six sauces & four dips$72.00
48 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Breaded
Six sauces & four dips$72.00
Joe's All-American Smashed Sliders (6)
Smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, russian dressing, brioche roll$24.00
Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sliders (6)
Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, shredded lettuce, brioche rolls$24.00
Joe's All-American Smashed Sliders (12)
Smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, russian dressing, brioche roll$46.00
Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sliders (12)
Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, shredded lettuce, brioche rolls$46.00
Garden Salad
$12.00
Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
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