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Theismann's Restaurant

1800A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA
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Theismann's Large Orders Menu
Theismann's Weekend Menu

Theismann's Large Orders Menu

Large Group Orders

  • Hot Beer Cheese Platter

    Golden lager, soft pretzels, serves 6-8
    $32.00
  • 24 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Grilled

    2 sauces and 3 dips
    $39.00
  • 24 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

    2 sauces and 3 dips
    $39.00
  • 24 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Breaded

    2 sauces and 3 dips
    $39.00
  • 36 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Grilled

    Four sauces and three dips
    $55.00
  • 36 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

    Four sauces and three dips
    $55.00
  • 36 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Breaded

    Four sauces and three dips
    $55.00
  • 48 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Grilled

    Six sauces & four dips
    $72.00
  • 48 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

    Six sauces & four dips
    $72.00
  • 48 Jumbo Chicken Wings-Breaded

    Six sauces & four dips
    $72.00
  • Joe's All-American Smashed Sliders (6)

    Smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, russian dressing, brioche roll
    $24.00
  • Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sliders (6)

    Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, shredded lettuce, brioche rolls
    $24.00
  • Joe's All-American Smashed Sliders (12)

    Smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, russian dressing, brioche roll
    $46.00
  • Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sliders (12)

    Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, shredded lettuce, brioche rolls
    $46.00

Theismann's Weekend Menu

~Take-Out Utensils

  • Include Take-Out Utensils

~Wings

  • 12 Chicken Wings-Breaded

    $24.00
  • 12 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

    $24.00
  • 6 Chicken Wings-Breaded

    $13.00
  • 6 Chicken Wings-Fried Naked

    $13.00

~Starters

  • Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip

    Lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
    $16.00
  • Chicken Fried Pickles

    Served with blackened ranch. Vegetarian
    $8.00
  • Crispy Buffalo Pork Belly Bites

    Buffalo sauce, blue cheese, shaved celery and carrots
    $12.00
  • Crispy Calamari

    Light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara sauce, blackened ranch
    $14.00
  • Giant Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread

    Mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara sauce. Vegetarian
    $13.00
  • Hot Beer Cheese

    Made with golden lager beer, served with warm, soft pretzels. Vegetarian
    $12.00
  • House Made Onion Rings

    Panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch. Vegetarian
    $9.00
  • Joe's All-American Smashed Sliders

    Smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded lettuce, russian dressing, brioche roll
    $10.00
  • Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sliders

    Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, shredded lettuce, brioche rolls
    $9.00
  • Spicy P.E.I. Mussels

    Tomatoes, garlic, crushed chiles, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
    $14.00

~Salads & Soups

  • Southern Fried Chicken Salad

    Iceberg & romaine lettuce, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey mustard, ranch dressing. Dressing served on the side
    $18.00
  • Caesar Salad

    Chopped romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan cheese. Dressing served on the side.
    $13.00
  • Garden Salad

    Mixed greens lettuce, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
    $12.00
  • Greek Salad

    Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
    $13.00
  • Greens & Feta Salad

    Dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
    $13.00
  • Caesar Side Salad

    Romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano cheese. Dressing served on the side.
    $8.00
  • Garden Side Salad

    Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian
    $7.00
  • Small Greek Salad

    Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten-Free
    $8.00
  • Greens & Feta Side Salad

    Dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette. Dressing served on the side. Vegetarian, Gluten Free
    $8.00
  • New England Clam Chowder

    Fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
    $9.00
  • French Onion Soup

    Braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
    $12.00

~Bar Pizza

  • Buffalo Chicken Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe's buffalo sauce, blue cheese drizzle
    $10.50
  • Chicago Beef Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, shaved house made chicago beef, giardiniera, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
    $11.50
  • Joe's All-American Cheeseburger Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, ground beef, pickles, shredded lettuce, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce, russian dressing
    $9.50
  • Mediterranean Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, feta, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce. Vegetarian
    $9.50
  • Pepperoni Bar Pizza

    Cup & char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce.
    $9.50
  • Roasted Mushroom Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, roasted mushrooms, cheddar, mozzarella, black truffle-buttermilk dressing, herbs. Vegetarian
    $10.50
  • Sausage & Hot Peppers Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, house made sweet sausage, hot cherry peppers, roasted red peppers, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
    $10.50
  • Three Cheese Bar Pizza

    Unique 8 inch thin pan pizza, cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce. Vegetarian
    $8.50

~Sandwiches & Burgers

  • BBQ Bacon-Cheddar Burger

    House-ground prime beef, bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq sauce, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll, served with skin-on fries
    $19.00
  • Chicago Beef Sandwich

    Shaved house made chicago beef, giardiniera, sharp provolone, hoagie roll, served with skin-on fries
    $18.00
  • Classic Club Sandwich

    House roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, marinated tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread, served with skin-on fries
    $19.00
  • Corned Beef Reuben Sandwich

    House made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye bread, served with skin-on fries
    $19.00
  • Joe's All-American Burger

    House-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg lettuce, pickles, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, served with skin-on fries. Burger served medium
    $18.00
  • JTR Cubano

    Braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
    $18.00
  • Lump Crab Cake Sandwich

    Lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, brioche roll, served with skin-on fries
    $24.00
  • Nashville Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich

    Crispy fried chicken thigh, pickles, dijonnaise, nashville spiced honey, shredded lettuce, brioche roll, served with skin-on fries
    $17.00

~Entrees

  • 45 Day Aged Filet Mignon

    Served with crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, aparagus, red wine shallot demi-glace
    $39.00
  • 60 Day Aged Prime NY Strip

    12 oz steak, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter. Gluten Free
    $44.00
  • Baby Back Ribs-full rack

    Spice rubbed, slow cooked, old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
    $34.00
  • Baby Back Ribs-half rack

    Spice rubbed, slow cooked, old no. 7 bbq sauce, served with skin-on fries
    $23.00
  • Beer Battered Fish & Chips

    Atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tarter sauce
    $22.00
  • Blackened Salmon

    grilled asparagus, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
    $28.00
  • Chicken Louisiana

    Old Time Favorite! Shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice. Gluten Free
    $25.00
  • Joe's Favorite Spirale & Chicken

    Pan-seared chicken breast, house made spirale pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
    $21.00
  • Lump Crab Cakes

    skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
    $36.00
  • Pastrami Style Beef Short Rib

    House smoked short rib, braised sweet & sour cabbage, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, double mustard sauce
    $29.00

~Desserts

  • Chocolate Mousse Cake

    chocolate cake, dark chocolate mousse, chantilly cream
    $8.00
  • Hot Fudge Sundae

    Vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls & rolled cookies. Vegetarian
    $8.00
  • Peanut Butter Cheesecake

    oreo crust, chocolate glaze, chantilly cream, peanut butter cups
    $8.00
  • Warm Apple Crisp

    Granny smith apples, pecan crumble topping, vanilla ice cream. Vegetarian
    $8.00

~Kids

  • Kids Cheese Pizza

    $8.50
  • Kids Cheeseburger

    $8.00
  • Kids Chicken Fingers

    $7.00
  • Kids Grilled Cheese

    $6.00
  • Kids Grilled Chicken

    $7.00
  • Kids Hamburger

    $7.00
  • Kids Pepperoni Pizza

    $9.50

Blackened Salmon

$28.00

grilled asparagus, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs

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Theismann's Restaurant Location and Hours

(703) 739-0777
1800A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA 22314
Open now • Closes at 3:55AM
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